Why the Post office is busy.

I was sitting in a crowded post office the other day and I was wondering how so many people could need to visit the post office at any one time. The obvious answer was Nermal. Yes, Nermal. Nermal is the kitten that Garfield is constantly mailing to Abu Dahbi. Everyone is at the post office mailing Nermal to Abu Dahbi. When you think about it this is the only logical explanation.

Best Picture Ever?

The best picture ever?
Lt. Col. Thomas Nugent Courvoisie (The Boo) taking in a Citadel football game. He is enough of a gentleman to take a second to nod to the camera while chomping a cigar and drinking a beer. I wish I had a similar picture of myself. Happy trails Boo!

Beer

I'm a happy man because, as far as I'm concerned, the best beer goin' is currently in production!

The Sam Adams Summer Ale is my favorite beer. Mr. Adams makes some other very good beers (Oktoberfest, and original). However, pound for pound the Summer Ale is the way to go! It's the grains of paradise that make it so delicious! Brew on Sam, brew on!

Frito Bandito: Memories of Drew

When I was younger I (and others) would punish a friend's younger brother by writing "Frito Bandito" (the character is pictured above) on his head. We would use any permanent writing implement we could find.
One time, he sneezed directly on me and I accidentally back handed the kid across the face: bitch-slap-style.
My buddy Chaim once tossed an ottoman onto the kid.
Another time, Colin, myself, and Tom threw Drew out onto a frozen pile of snow and left him by the side of the road.
Drew is a totally cool guy, I'm extremely surprised he isn't a weirdo because of all the abuse we heaped upon him when we were younger.
Good times.

The Blue Beast

I have a car. It is blue and awesome. I am selling it. Buy it before it buys you! $1,000 obo

The Meaning of Haste

My buddy Joe got to meet the horse which played Shadowfax in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy. Joe now knows the meaning of haste!