Why the Post office is busy.

I was sitting in a crowded post office the other day and I was wondering how so many people could need to visit the post office at any one time. The obvious answer was Nermal. Yes, Nermal. Nermal is the kitten that Garfield is constantly mailing to Abu Dahbi. Everyone is at the post office mailing Nermal to Abu Dahbi. When you think about it this is the only logical explanation.