I just can't resist

If you like FSU then you are probably too busy raping some poor girl to read this article. For the rest of us it is no surprise that A.J. Nicholson:














(I can't help it, i'm a Criminole!)
has been accused of Sexual Assualt after about 30 hrs or so in south Florida. Way to keep it classy F$U! What a fucking joke!

The Beast!

I'm ready for the big game and so is THE BEAST!!!!















Are you ready? Go State, Beat the Criminole$!!!!!!!!!!

Hand Sweat!

This is sweet and definitely stolen from Wonkette, and can also be found here.

We met last night on the metro, you were from California and I pretended to be. As you were leaving our hands softly splashed together. Your fingers were like a waterfall of perspiration and I could almost see my reflection in the pool of sweat that had collected in your palm…it was magical. Sadly I never asked you for your number, I was nervous, but I realize now that we were made for each other for you see……I also am plagued by excessive hand sweat. I know the agony of constant hand washing, ruined keyboards, and terrified children. But together we could raise awareness and fight to end the persecution of hand sweaters everywhere. Hand in hand (with an appropriate amount of tissues in between) we could accomplish so much. Please contact me, don’t let this opportunity slip by just like so many glasses from your moist grasp.

hahhahaha...oh man tht is nice!









I usually don't sweat like a yetti in a sauna, sorry.

PSU vs. F$U and other crap

Tonight Nebraska is taking on Michigan. I honestly never had that much against Michigan....Until this year. I've always hated Nebraska, they are the Miami of the Midwest! Of course, by this, I mean that they are jerks, thieves, criminals, and turds. However, I think this will turn out to be a reasonably close game. I don't think there will be a blowout by any means. I'd guess Mich 27 Neb 20. This is mainly because the big 12 is trash and is a terrible conference, Texas being a big exception.

PSU went on down to south Fla. a couple of days ago to begin practicing to take on the worst team of all time, the Criminole$! I am flying down tomorrow for some New Years fun and then go to Miami for the game on Tues. Penn State is clearly a superior team compared to F$U but the (team w/ the stupidest cheer of all time) can still play defense. However, my final predictions for this matchup of the two winningest coaches of all time will end Thusly:






: 27


















: 17

Bobby Novak

I'm taking my toys and going home! Ahh good old Fox News, where you can really be a shameless partisan hack and be adored for it! Do not make fun of Bob Novak! Now look whats happened, you have driven Novak away. I'm not coming back. Ever. So don't even ask. If you need me I'll be snuggling with O'Reilly and eating Falafel!

Linebacker U

Paul Posluszny has now won both the Bednarik Award and the Butkus award. So just to make sure we're straight PSU is Linebacker U. The rest of the schools who pretend to try to wear the crown need to shut it! GO STATE! Beat F$U!

Hanging on my wall

Erik and I battled traffic last night all the way up the Seminole Hard Rock Casino to meet Joepa. Unfortunately Joe couldn't make it. BUT there were 5 ex-Penn State Players there to sign stuff for the blue and white faithful. Some of these guys are my all time favorite players.

Chafie Fields














I'll never forget Chafie catching that bomb against Miami, in Miami, to win the game! Eat it Jerks!

O.J. McDuffie

























Generally the man. Was great at PSU and had a long Career in the pros!

Kijana Carter






























A pro career cut short by injury but he was the goddamn man at Penn State!

I got them all to sign this little baby which looks totally sweet and is hanging on my wall.



















GO STATE!

A fiery god of College Football!

Headin' out with the Juleser to meet a fired up Joepa tonight! Should be Great! GO STATE!

Fight on State!

There is an Orange Bowl Poll here! So get in the game, make some noise, and vote for the LIONS!

Bobby Bowden

I hate bobby bowden. I mean, I REALLY HATE BOBBY BOWDEN! The bowl bids haven't officially gone out yet but because Va Tech crumbles whenever they have to play a team that is for real it looks like the criminoles have taken the hokies spot in the orange bowl. I couldn't have asked for a better situation than this. If PSU isn't playing for in the national title game at least let them face a team i can't stand. The team i can stand the least is led by bobby-fucking-bowden.















Look at this ridiculous turd, LOOK! You can tell just by looking at him that he is in charge of a football team not only populated by criminals but also have committed crimes as a team! Thats correct, the fla. state team is a criminal. I wouldn't be surprised if a criminole attempts to kill Joe on the sideline.


















What we must do as Penn State fans is migrate in huge numbers to Miami for the Orange Bowl. This is what it must look like in Miami! I'm sure the students will do their jobs and buy up all the tickets to be distributed by the greatest university known to man but alumni need to come through too. All these tickets on ebay could be purchased by retards who actually might do the most retarded cheer in all of sports (tomahawk chop). It is the tickets online which need to be purchased by the PSU faithful! So get out there. Buy some tickets. Slap a 'noles fan in the face. GO STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orange Bowl Tickets

Orange bowl tickets acquired!!!! Now i just need PSU to be selected to the Orange bowl and i'm all set! GO STATE!

The Bednarik Award

Go here and vote for P-Posz to win the Bednarik award! Don't let A.J. Hawk (turdman) win!