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1.24.2006

The scariest thing in the world!

After giving it a terribly large amount of consideration I have determined what qualifies as the scariest thing in the world. The scenario goes like this:

You are at a relative strangers house for a social gathering, this person could be a new boss, a casual acquaintance, or just someone you know from school. You are having a good time, the conversation is lively and there are several other people at the gathering. You know most of them, some better than others. After dinner you receive "nature's call". It comes upon you suddenly and you hustle into the lavratory.















Fortunately there is no line and you settle in to take care of business. Once you are completed, and feeling more than a little proud of yourself, you flush. Then the water starts to go up instead of down! You are being confronted with the worst situation possible. You quickly glance for a plunger, there is none available. You consider going Mario Brothers on the plumbing but not even this makes sense to you.
















The worst case scenario floods your mind, you will be standing in murky water amongst your own feces as the water streams out of the bathroom and notifies everyone of your error. You will be an outcast, unloved, and as unwanted as a turd marked: "return to sender".












(In fact, the entire Amish way of life was started by people who accidently clogged a toilet.)















Fortunately, a miracle occurs, the water starts to recede! Your good name is saved but you have just experienced the scariest thing in the world!

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