Golden Domers

The Onion pretty much gets the jist of what Notre Dame is all about. It is tough to hate ND too much. They are a classy institution, however, my beef stems from the fact that so many people love ND having no affiliation with the university! here is how a conversation with your average ND fan goes:
Golden Domer: Oooh, I love ND!
Me: Did you go there?
Golden Domer: No, but i love ND and Charlie Weiss is the greatest Coach in the History of the Universe!
Me: yeah, Charlie Weiss had a great year, but isn't it kind of unfair to give him a 15 year extension for one winning season when Ty Willingham had a season which was just as good if not better?
Golden Domer: I don't see it that way.
Me: Well at least ND doesn't have names on their jerseys.
Golden Domer: yeah, i don't like that i can't tell who is who.
Me: right. Well See you in September.

GO STATE, BEAT THE DOMERS!