In anticipation of the best time of the year for sports!

Now that we have reached the doldrums of the Sporting world, AKA July-until right around the first games of football. Don't get me wrong I very much enjoy baseball, especially since the White Sox still have the best record in baseball! Right now, however, there is a solid month left before baseball games become truly meaningful and football doesn't get going in earnest until Sept. 3rd (PSU vs. USF, mark your calendars!). This is illustrated to me quite plainly everyday as ESPN runs through its painful 50 states in 50 days. There hasn't been a tour this lame since Pres. Bush tried to convince everybody to change Social Security!
I'm currently optimistic for both the Bears and my beloved Lions to turn around their seasons this year. Both teams are built upon stingy defense and a sputtering offense. There are some things, however, that i am not looking forward to about the upcoming football season and they are listed below:

1. Ohio State Fans

School Motto:"Welcome Jerks, Cheaters, and Thieves!"

2. Eagles fans

Most annoying cheer in sports: "E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!"

3. Patriots fans (they easily could have been #1)

Most common phrase: "I'd eat Chowda outta Tom Brady's Jock!"

4. Bobby Bowden

Loves the phrase: "Dad-gumm" (i don't know what that means you ignorant old fucker)

5.

Loves the phrase: "Dad-gumm I want some coke!"

I am (otherwise) ready for some football! LETS GO STATE!