Kraut Juice?

The other day while shopping at Milam's market, the height of convenient shopping and courteous staffers. As Mere and I wandered through the inconvenient and poorly stocked maze that is Milam's we stumbled across something that i had never seen before, Kraut Juice! I can't really understand why someone would specifically need just the juice of sauerkraut. Maybe it is the new Celray? I would also really like to know how many Krauts must one squeeze to get one can of Kraut juice? Is there an alcoholic version i can buy? i'm really missing a nice vinegar based liquor from my collection.


Possible slogans:
Hey, It tastes better than crap!
Now with chunks of Kraut in every gulp!
It'll leave your insides polished and shiny!
You can buy it by the ton on Ebay!